The rules of the sub thread.

  1. shaunyac posts always sucks
  2. Sharky is not a female, but a clever trap
  3. Coma is old, even if you think your older you aren't, COMA IS!
  4. Molly only posts to make fun of/insult other subs
  5. Beware of stalkers
  6. Everyone should hate kwesnoth or prepare to gtfo
  7. Always meantion sheep against Vintage
  8. When a noob subscriber post once in every thread

Though it's untrue that Sharky lies about her gender, all the other rules seem to hold.